WHAT IS   IRC, BASICALLY?
Identity Reality Check
Invisible Rear Character
Individuality Ritual Change
Imagined Relationships Couch
Intellectual Rhetorical Coitus
Intimate Romance Corner
Intelligent Romantic Conversation
Instictive Radical Closeness
Innocent Random Crush
Instant Rapid Copulation
Indescreet Revealing Confession
Inferiority Relieving Cure
Intelligent Remark Collection
Idiotic Rudimentary Communication
Infertile Rubbish Cacophony
Introvert Rigid Crowd
Indecent Retarded Crap
Immediate Response Craft
Inventive Reply Creativity
Infinitely Raised Consciousness
Inappropriate Ridiculous Costume
Indoor Readable Cosmos
Interresting Repertoire Construction
Insomnia-Reducing Cure
Insane Repetitive Circle
Interactive Religion Cult
...AMONG OTHER THINGS.