Ox, you dumb idiot, indescribably beautiful boy, crippled grandaddy, hyper-intelligent super-human, disgusting... er... creature; sexy male... jug of cat vomit... i spit on you! because inexplainable super-natural phenomenon, less-than-smart mediocre person. only so-so looking and up to a limit interresting sir! are maybe ok as a man, but i think that should be declared President of the Universe, because should watch it, 'cos some say that, all in all, and I should marry this very moment 'cause i think that are lucky you're male 'cos I'd rape u here and now... dammit, should be sentenced to death! But, nevertheless i must admit that

this Oxyd shit home page ....fanzine?!? master-piece idiotic mess invaluable gem pile of horse dung brain-candy ego-display gift to mankind middle-class kitch boring mild soup mediocritys' heaven cheap Hype of yours is SO boring, average, so-so, mild, semi-witted, main-stream, mediocre, soft-cored, half-interresting, almost-good, near-to-almost-nice, close-to-almost-near-to-would-be-middle-good,

ooops, i meant b - o - r - i - n - g absolutelly celestial incredibly disgusting owerflowing, fullfilling, orgasm-like repulsive to even think about absolutely mind-blowing so stupid i'd feel embarrased if caught looking at it soul-soothing, thirst-quenching worse than any other single page on the whole worl wide web in all it's width, far, far better than relativity- , quantum- and conspiracy-theory put together, very nice and i have a web page too, on geocities, with a pict of my naked wife, less worth than a snot from a female opossum's nose,

and uninteresting interesting less-than-interesting very interesting almost-interesting pretty interesting near-to-interesting so interesting far-from-interesting so much interesting half-interesting incredibly interesting utterly uninteresting such incredible fun boredom itself that if i was somebody, I'd

have you closed in a body-wide glass-wool case so you itch to death unable to scratch give you Pullitzer, Nobel, Oscar, Grammy and ALL OTHER awards worth mentioning, for next 15 years pay people per job to kick you, spit, vomit and piss on you when they see you in the street give you a life-long position of the reciever of 50% of all world's cash and check transactions have you glued to the back of a Jehowah's Witnesses' door-to-door apostle for 5 years make you a honorable father of all my children and part-time weekend husband of my wife (28, blonde) hang you upside-down on the main square till your blood starts circulating backwards send you to a surgery, and then I'd pay doctors to forget all inventory they can spare, in you tell everybody that you're a nobody kill everyone except you and me, and then I'd give YOU the gun to kill me ,

if not have you killed have you declared God have you declared God, and then killed .

The worst best most boring most interesting dullest funniest most useful sexiest part of your so-called beautiful stupid gorgeous moronic even better foul-smelling otherwise great otherwise funny otherwise average otherwise boring otherwise worthless site is

ALL OF IT none of it drawings texts design texts and drawings drawings and design text and design you and you better face it the cybersex part er... i cant remember which part... I congratulate you on your beautiful work I will frame the computer in gold with Oxyd open on it, and hang it on the wall you should be declared the single best artist and greatest genius that ever appeared in our solar system I will now perform a hara-kiri (seppuku) in glory of your immortal god-like impossible-to-value Oxyd creation I piss on your fruitless efforts, you not-worth-enough-to-dub-as-a-shit-in-a-toilet-flushing-scene pathetic moron we, the rest of the mankind renounce you, and having anything to do with you or your descendants, till tenth generation you are stupid your sexy little butt (ladies only choose this option - fags please choose the hara-kiri (seppuku) option) .

I You We They It Why When How How much This fart sigh hate love think will should do does have make piss adore sentence in you your it this that something everything all nothing at last is your and so much when if problem any still never the a general idea here is that of free combining but I am fucking full of it!!! due direction cock cunt shit tit fuck pussy dick dildo ass HDZ Bush the son Bush the father Kerry too vomit lick masturbation lesbian wet hommage .

Sincerely,

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My e-mail address is .

I am male female british.

My measures are - - . (note: female input: breast-waist-hips; male: height-IQ-biceps)

- no, idon't want to be notified when Oxyd gets updated.

- yes, i would like to be notified of future Oxyd updates.

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